the saddest thing about wildcard weekend is...

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Its here already... which means football season is almost over again...shit...it has been a agonizing year in tampa...new coach...new quarterback...many losses...so by way of sanity I spent less time screaming at the flatscreen...then the birds lose in the first round...so the remainder of the season is a sort of who gives a fffffffffffffff...so here I am listening to "moon boot Lover" and watching "the beautiful girl's niece...the lovely Sian...11 months of toddlin fun...

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