you cant make this shit up

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lets leave them nameless...lets just stick pictures of  them on the wall... tape em up there.. replete with sharpie mustaches and beards..all the idiots..craning to be heard...standing deliberately in front of cameras and microphones... their you tube legacy...the rep that actually said that the wind is finite..if we put up all dem fancy windy like collectors..we could use up the wind..leaving us well...windless..holy shit...i knew this elected official went to college..probably a frat boy,but i digress...the point is whoa...another one..leading a group of octogenerian veterans to the world war II memorial...a place that honors their generations service in a confligration that claimed most of their best and brightest...he voted to shutdown the government...his employer..and yet he did not know that the momnument, all national monuments would be closed..and then in moment of his own personal zeitgeist...with cameras rolling..lambasted another federal employee for not allowing these brave men to pass..its just over there... for some serious ass kissin ...I'm sure not realizing at all that closing the government meant no monuments...he thought he was just stickin it to that damn obama...and that darned obaamcare..isn't the affordable care act so much better...now if he had just signed that..we never would have shut him down... how about the next in that unfortunate endles stream of women that this party drags out ..to make all women cringe and turn away...women that have no sense of their own sexes struggle..a struggle that exists to this day...she ...this brilliant beast..gathered cameras in front of her to say...she didn't know about the rest of the legislators...but she needed to get paid...not a brief blip of cognicent recognition that millions of her fellow federal were at that moment ...furloughed...holy shit..the wall is not big enough for all the tape and pictures...i think my best suggestion is that all of them..in that moment before they smile that ..ohh please re-elect me smile..pull down their pants...turn around..revealing to
 the cameras their pasty asses..and show us their assholes..instead of just being one

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